For Permanent Plastic Helmet‘s final post of a busy 2011, here’s some bits and pieces that didn’t really fit into the last two parts of our end-of-year round-up.

SEARCH ENGINE HORRORS

Because it’s always good to know what people are really looking for when they stumble across your site. Here, thanks to WordPress analytics, is a carefully curated list of some of the most ludicrous, disturbing and utterly inexplicable search terms that people popped into Google, only to be confronted with PPH. Most of them have left me stumped, though I suppose much of the blame can be laid at the door of this post, which referenced Keith Chegwin’s mercifully short-lived TV show Naked Jungle. Enjoy (bad language alert):

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THE MONOSYLLABIC TWEET I RECEIVED FROM SPIKE LEE THAT I STILL THOUGHT WAS PRETTY COOL

THANK YOU ROLL-CALL

A massive thank-you to everybody who contributed to PPH this year and helped it grow into a site with lots of interesting, varied content. Here’s a list of those who’ve written for PPH this year (hyperlinked to their own blog/website if they have one. Make sure you check them out):

Guillaume Gendron, Sam Price, Edward Wall, Cathy Landicho, Will Peach, John McKnight, Michael Mand, Jack Craig, Sophia Satchell-Baeza, Jamie R and Jez Smadja. Merci beaucoup to the friends and family who’ve done bits and pieces of subbing and proofing along the way.

Thanks also to the various lovely PRs who’ve been amazing in helping PPH get onto the press screenings & reviews circuit, and arrange some great competitions.

AND FINALLY…