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The Safety Dance

Marvel at this classic scene from Kickboxer in which JCVD shows those mean-looking fellows from the East how it should be done.

And lay down a mattress to cushion the impact of your cascading jaw, as JCVD attempts the same trick – this time with a Euro-Centric audience – only to fully lose control of his penis.

Beau Williams called it right when he sang:

"Tomorrow, there's gonna be a price to pay, for feeling so good today!"