Cristina – ‘Disco Clone’ (ZE records, 1978)
Whatever the long-absent Sophie’s Choice, A Fish Called Wanda and, erm… Wild Wild West actor does next, let’s hope he injects the same level of hammy lugubriousness into it that he did in his little-known appearance on the above “mutant disco” oddity. Oh, and fair warning, it features one of the most irritating, ingratiating choruses of ALL TIME.
"Yes?"
Permanent Plastic Helmet 
‘Oddity’ barely covers it! Thanks for dredging the vaults so we don’t have to.
Is that August Whatsisface from Kid Creole and the Coconuts in the photo?
Yep! The one and only August Darnell. Oh Fintan, I’m not your daddy…