“Greetings, bitches! I’m celebrated film buff and misogynist Richard Keys, and I’m here to present to you my favourite vulgar moments from the glorious medium that is film. First up, here’s a hilarious clip from the film Clerks where a man gets away with saying great words like “cunt” and “cum buns” in front of a woman and a toddler! Banter! Anyway, what are you doing still reading this? Get back there over the stove! Lolz!”