At the Glamour magazine awards, hugely respected actor Patrick Stewart had the chance – the chance that we all dream of – to put the boot into corrosively irritating and ingratiating ubiquity James Corden. But, full of drink, and short on ideas… he died on his arse, slowly enough to allow Corden to wriggle off the hook, and emerge, if not with much credit, then at least on top. Oh, Patrick!