“I gotta take a piss bad, can I use your head?”
“Uh… yeah, I guess. “
“I don’t mean your head-head! I’m not gonna piss on your head, your hair and all, I’m just gonna piss in the toilet. Y’all take a listen, you’ll hear the deep sound comin’ down from Bobby Peru.”
Hit 3:50 for the greatest put-down + facial expression combo in movie history.
Diagnosis: NOT FUCKED