Fucked or not fucked

Fucked or not fucked #7: Clarence Beeks

Behind you!

Diagnosis: FUCKED

Fucked or not fucked #6: Dorothy Vallens

Daddy wanna fuck!

Diagnosis: (Sadly,) FUCKED

Fucked or not fucked #5: Lula Fortune

“I gotta take a piss bad, can I use your head?”
“Uh… yeah, I guess. “
“I don’t mean your head-head! I’m not gonna piss on your head, your hair and all, I’m just gonna piss in the toilet. Y’all take a listen, you’ll hear the deep sound comin’ down from Bobby Peru.”

Hit 3:50 for the greatest put-down + facial expression combo in movie history.

Diagnosis: NOT FUCKED

Fucked or not fucked #4: Mrs Jake LaMotta

“You fuck my wife?”

Diagnosis: NOT FUCKED

Fucked or not fucked #3: Marsellus Wallace, Butch Coolidge

"Mnnnmhmhh".

Diagnosis: FUCKED, NOT FUCKED.

Fucked or not fucked #2: The Dude, Walter and Donny

I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead

Diagnosis: NOT FUCKED

Fucked or not fucked #1: Alejandro Sosa

Don't fuck me Tony. Don't you ever try to fuck me.

Diagnosis: FUCKED